here's a joke. one day a perfect man marries a perfect woman. of course, they l ive d a perfect life.....almost. then one snowy night as they were driving home from a party, they spotted a figure on the side of the road. of course being the perfect couple, they stopped. it was santa! not wanting to dissapoint the children, they loaded santa and his gifts into the car. but as they were on thier way home, they had an awful crash. only one survived....who was it?


Women read here.....since their is no such thing as a perfect man, and no such thing as santa, that leaves the perfect woman.

men read here.....and, since neither santa or the perfect man was in the car, that means the woman must have been driving...which explains the crash:D

I got that from Erin who got that from carrie. there's a video that goes with it, but I don't know where to find it.

well.....I've decided to stay....not one for making up my mind am I? anyways, all my amigos are here! (plus I found a really cool blog layout.) anyways, I haven't updating either blogs because of this: purplepanda2.piczo.com I found a really great way to make money, if I can make it work. cafepress.com will make t-shirts and stuff for you featuring your product, which in my case is a panda I worked on almost non-stop since I heard about it. anyways, I finally opened my store, and was building a promotional website to help send people to the store. *phew* that took goodness knows how long. it's 9:50 Erin, do you know where your dog is?