Thursday, August 31, 2006

here's a joke. one day a perfect man marries a perfect woman. of course, they l ive d a perfect life.....almost. then one snowy night as they were driving home from a party, they spotted a figure on the side of the road. of course being the perfect couple, they stopped. it was santa! not wanting to dissapoint the children, they loaded santa and his gifts into the car. but as they were on thier way home, they had an awful crash. only one survived....who was it?


Women read here.....since their is no such thing as a perfect man, and no such thing as santa, that leaves the perfect woman.

men read here.....and, since neither santa or the perfect man was in the car, that means the woman must have been driving...which explains the crash:D

I got that from Erin who got that from carrie. there's a video that goes with it, but I don't know where to find it.

2 comments:

Ms. Leila Harris said...

Um no its just less calories a day and more exercising.... i got my schedule from a personal trainer

Ms. Leila Harris said...

My family love Star Wars or I'm in love with ANI so i decided to name her Padme.... if i had two cats I'd name them Padme and Anikan lol